...Evidence of Martian Cup?
Shockwaves hit the scientific community today as Nasa releases new photos from the Beagle 2 Mars probe. Scientists belive they have possibly uncovered evidence of life on the red planet. This news comes as the Beagle 2 last week probed a formerly undedected crater field know as V2. The shocking and unbelivable claims are that the Beagle 2 has found the craters to be "purposefully constructed" according to Professor Riggerson from The University of Tampa Bay , Florida."It seems that somewhere in the area of last tuesday evening , the Beagle stumbled into a new crater site accros the ancient highlands. [v2] We know from our research that this may have been purposefully constructed for perhaps even some kind of game or ritual,... it's well, its uncanny, the maths just seems to add up" Prof. Riggerson: University of Florida
Nasa has explained this scientific anomily to a packed press conference last night a an meeting
set up for online journalists.
Right; Nasa images sent back by beagle last week show the craters that Proffersor Riggerson has been studying vigoursly for four days..
Nasa seemed less excited as other scientific bodies and seemed to play down the disovery. A former statement from Nasa could not be obtained. Proffersor Riggerson however provided this explanation of the photo , right.
"It seems more than evident, studying both CC and craters for years that these two are linked by some sort of greatness, perhaps it is evidence that a game so great can be thought of by all planets and many cutures in the universe, it is a very important discovery" Prof.Riggerson
(Important Editors note
CC can say that although we cannot confirm this report we also cannot deny this, it is always our duty to provide CC news of all types and CC do not belive in any censor ship of articles. However because we keep an open mind we do not therefore claim that The Hounourable 'Old Man Morri' was not the inventor of the Great Assie Game, we still belive in Morri and will always respect the rules and ways of our forefather. Ed.)
Left; Nasa tryed to ban this photo at the viewing of jpegs at the press conference, an insider for CC managed to get hold of this Mars photo and we at CC are pround to be the first to show this amasing photo by the Beagle 2. We at CC wonder why Nasa try to down play such an amasing photo as this one , makes you wonder huh? Note click on image to enlarge.
posted by Old Man Morri @ 5:40 PM
4 Yarns with Morri
4 Comments:
Bring on the nude Martian Chicks
WOO-HOO!!
being nude on a planet like mars would have consequences, being very cold most martian women would of course have nipples that you could hang a wet duffle coat off of, and martian men could expect their genitals to have that just gone surfin' look.
i expect it would be hard to pick up a mars chick as the gravity would be allot stronger.
Therefore i cannot edorse the former "who hoo".
but please dont take it too heart, in my day it was really not propper to date women at all, in fact most of the 'women' i went out with in my youth were either made from a durable polyproperlene packing tape, or else hired actors who were in fact men.
Cheers Morri.
Interesting...
With regard to the nude martian people; according to a well respected source - if skin is exposed to matian air, it will turn red, burn and blister and said martian will die a horrible death. (As seen on Total Recall)
For the more scientific of you....
To experience the vacuum is to die, but not quite in the grisly manner portrayed in the movies Total Recall and Outland. The truth of the matter seems to be closer to what Stanley Kubrik had in mind in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
According to the 1966 edition of the McGraw/Hill Encyclopedia of Space, when animals are subjected to explosive decompression to a vacuum-like state, they do not suddenly balloon-up or have their eyes pop out of their heads. It is, in fact, virtually impossible to compress or expand organic tissues in this way. Instead, death arises from the response of the free gasses trapped within the tissues.
If decompression takes 1/2 second or longer, even lung tissue remains intact. When the ambient pressure falls below 47 mm of mercury (similar to the pressure at the surface of Mars), the water inside all tissues passes into a vapor state beginning at the skin surface. This causes the collapse of surface cells and the loss of huge amounts of body heat via evaporation. After six seconds, the process of cell collapse involves the heart and lungs causing circulatory interruption, followed by acute anoxia, convulsions and the relaxation of the bowel muscles. After 15 seconds, mental confusion sets-in, and after 20 seconds you become unconscious. You can survive this for about 80 seconds if a pressure higher than about 47 mm mercury is then reestablished, otherwise, you turn into freeze-dried dead meat on a stick.
Thnkyou for your posts....
Morri.
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